What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?